Dear little Bean's boyfriend,
Thank you for letting me kidnap your dear girl for Valentine's Day, only to let her endure rain, inhale feathers (see below), dodge flailing pillows (count pillows below), and hop from bar to bar. She was such a trooper!
With the help of friends, we also stuffed her silly with chocolate, vodka, prickled beets, chicken feet, more vodka, curry, and some chicken liver crostini.
All in one sitting.
Anyhow, I return her to you now, all in one piece, albeit damaged.
P.S. We had *tons* of fun!